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merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

(via humoristics)

— 12 hours ago with 429713 notes
diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

(via s-loan)

— 17 hours ago with 160366 notes

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

(via humoristics)

— 20 hours ago with 114459 notes
"If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."
(via tyleroakley)

(Source: adimaho, via tyleroakley)

— 20 hours ago with 403585 notes
alapoet:


the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

(Source: blowsive, via humoristics)

— 1 day ago with 496152 notes
ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

ghettoffmylawn:

whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?

(Source: snowitt, via rneerkat)

— 2 days ago with 265345 notes
lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

(Source: oh-noo, via humoristics)

— 3 days ago with 241089 notes
http://mememolly.tumblr.com/post/82926139313/queerlyobscure-yknow-people-say-shit-about →

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at…

— 3 days ago with 21855 notes

ohpierre:

pr1nceshawn:

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT

(Source: facebook.com, via humoristics)

— 4 days ago with 75751 notes

tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

— 4 days ago with 41276 notes